英國瘋醬包

不知道逢年過節送女朋友什麼禮物嗎~?!
讓我給你一個不錯的選擇...

有點粗俗,
不過真的超級好笑的啦~!!
不用太認真, 博君一笑而已~!!
有一點反諷現在的R&B跟Hip-Hop歌手。
Justin也太沒形象了一點...
第一次看沒反應過來, 還呆了一下。
這是SNL (Saturday Night Live)的其中一集,
SNL向來都因為大牌藝人在節目上無俚頭又不計形象的演出,
而獲得觀眾喜愛~
懂得人就自己偷偷的笑吧~!
不懂的人...
只能說你錯過了好戲啊~!!

Hey girl,
I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together
such a long long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something
so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside --
it's my dick in a box!
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl

See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah)
And I got just the one,
somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it

It's my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl

Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
A dick in a box, a dick in a box, a dick in a box...